1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,520 Come on, boys. 2 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,600 Come on. - Gee up, gee up. 3 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,120 Of course, the responsibility of being chairman 4 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,920 is simply incalculable. 5 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,040 The entire club relies on my expert guidance. 6 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,120 As interesting as all of this is... 7 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,880 I'm actually reporting on the County Cup Final? 8 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,800 Great Slaughter takes on Stowington. 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,120 Chance to finally get one over on the local rivals? 10 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,520 And here's the man who's gonna help us to do it. 11 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:58,800 Norman, meet Humphrey Lash, star player and team captain. 12 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,000 Humphrey used to play for Oxfordshire Young Cricketers. 13 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,440 Get it right, Hector. 14 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,080 Played and set the record for the most runs 15 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,600 in an entire season. 16 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,960 Who is that? 17 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,840 I believe it is Valerie Vandemeer. 18 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,200 She's Stowington's new chairwoman. 19 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,200 Got given the club as part of her divorce settlement. 20 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,280 Along with all the rest... 21 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,000 Ms. Vandemeer. 22 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,080 Always a pleasure. 23 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,960 Although I out to point out the match 24 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,640 doesn't actually start until tomorrow... 25 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,200 I'm aware of that, Mr. "Lose-ley." 26 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,800 I actually wanted a chat, given I'm now 27 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,560 leaseholder of this land. 28 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,640 I've been speaking to my accountants. 29 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,320 This club hasn't paid its rent for the last two months. 30 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,840 Well, clearly these... these a-accountants... 31 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,080 I've seen the books myself. 32 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,920 And you'll be aware that our agreement states 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,600 that if you miss another payment then I'm allowed to kick you 34 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:08,120 and this club to the curb... permanently. 35 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,280 A lot of potential here. 36 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,920 Can I get a photo of you guys for my article? 37 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,480 Doubtless a mere oversight. 38 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,960 I'll make sure you get paid in full. 39 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,600 Let's hope so. 40 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,320 Or this match tomorrow might be 41 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,640 the last Great Slaughter ever plays. 42 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,440 This is most exhilarating. 43 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,840 The first cup final between Great Slaughter and Stowington 44 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,320 in over 30 years. 45 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,880 I forgot you were such a fanatic. 46 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,520 Egg sandwiches and cucumber on this side please. 47 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,240 Vera, where would you like this? 48 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,720 What is it? 49 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,000 Started life as a Victoria Sponge. 50 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,480 Though I forgot halfway 51 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,480 and thought I was making a chocolate cake. 52 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:27,080 And that was before I added the walnuts and lemon drizzle... 53 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,560 Mrs. Clam. A word. 54 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,360 So, can we expect another century today? 55 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,200 Blimey. Put pressure on a bloke. 56 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,400 Don't you think it's time for a new pair? 57 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,920 Wish the quarry's wages stretched that far. 58 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,520 Still, these are my lucky ones. 59 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:54,760 Like we said at practice, Tom. 60 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,440 The bat faces this way. 61 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,960 Hey! You're late. 62 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,680 Relax, old man. 63 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,560 It's "coach." And show some respect. 64 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,200 I'm not sure if anyone's told you, Coach, 65 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,840 but "ze war" ended decades ago. 66 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,920 It's time to move on, hey? 67 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,920 We thought you'd got lost. 68 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,520 Sorry, I was... - Getting ready? 69 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,120 Honestly, the way you've been dressing up lately, 70 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,800 I'd say you were out to impress. 71 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,880 Heads. 72 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,160 We'll bat first. 73 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,760 Andy! 74 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:40,160 Brilliant, brilliant. I'm looking forward to it. 75 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,280 Who says we show them how it's done? 76 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,760 With that thing? 77 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,600 Dear, dear. 78 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,400 It seems withdrawals have been made using this chequebook. 79 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:10,000 And judging by these stubs, they've taken the lot. 80 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,520 Who would be so despicable? 81 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,720 Someone who had access to this office, 82 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,800 which could be practically anyone on a match day. 83 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,080 So in effect you're saying 84 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,520 that this club hasn't got a penny to its name? 85 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,560 Ms. Vandemeer, we were just discussing... 86 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,000 Stop. 87 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,120 I'm getting flashbacks to that appalling 88 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,200 amateur dramatics show you were in. 89 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,560 What? 90 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,800 So you really have no way of paying me? 91 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,840 Well, um... 92 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,480 The prize money. 93 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,600 T-T-The prize money. 94 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,640 If we win this match, we'll have more than we owe. 95 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,560 And if you don't? 96 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,760 Please! 97 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,400 You have seen who our captain is? 98 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,920 Yo! 99 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,080 Get a jog on! - No, no, no. 100 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,360 Did you do that on purpose? 101 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,720 Oi! - Hey! 102 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,600 Did you see what he did?! 103 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,120 I'm sure it was a misunderstanding. 104 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,560 Yes. Of course. 105 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,320 Here. Don't give him the satisfaction. 106 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,000 Care to try my Victoria, chocolate, walnut, 107 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,240 and lemon drizzle cake? 108 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,720 So, Elsie, someone informs me you've been accepted 109 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,000 into nursing college. 110 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,520 Start next month. 111 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,440 Off to the big smoke. 112 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,960 Can imagine how proud her mum would have been. 113 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,640 Excuse me. 114 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,720 This arrived for you. - Thank you. 115 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,480 That's in! 116 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,040 Yeah. 117 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,120 Hey! 118 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,440 Catch! 119 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,200 Time! 120 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,280 Simply superb! 121 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,680 Sir? Look. 122 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,200 Stop! Stop! 123 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,400 Problem? - What? Humphrey's on 111. 124 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,640 Known as a Nelson. 125 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,440 The unluckiest number a cricketer can be on? 126 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,640 Surely another over wouldn't hurt? 127 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,040 Play's been called, and my boys are gassed. 128 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,240 Need their rest for tomorrow. 129 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,320 Whilst I appreciate that some of us 130 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,320 wouldn't know the difference between a stump, 131 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,320 silly mid on, or a googly, tradition states... 132 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,040 It's fine. It's fine. 133 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,800 Never bought into any of that superstitious rubbish anyway. 134 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,680 Well, there are several theories as to its origins, 135 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,440 the most common being Horatio Nelson... 136 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,200 the fact he had one eye, one arm, and one leg. 137 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,040 If you want to sit somewhere else... 138 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,280 No, CC Lowsley, he asked me to keep an eye on Humphrey, 139 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,680 given what's happened. 140 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,240 My favourite little scorer. 141 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,160 We're leaving. 142 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,240 But, Dad, I've still got... 143 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,080 I think it's time to go home. 144 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,960 Give over, man. I'm... 145 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,000 Needed at your best tomorrow, right? 146 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,080 Let's go home. 147 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,920 You don't believe in this Nelson nonsense, do you, Sister? 148 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,640 Well I've always found it best not to judge the beliefs 149 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,520 of others, even if it is the cricketing gods. 150 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,400 Hoping this one goes down a bit better. 151 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,480 Though I ran out of raspberries and had to improvise. 152 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,560 Is that Spam? 153 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,120 Someone's beaten us to it. 154 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,640 Well, I can tell you I wasn't at all happy 155 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,640 with the presentation of the Scotch eggs yesterday. 156 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,680 If it's not one thing it's another. 157 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,640 You don't think... 158 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,040 I've deduced this to be the fatal blow. 159 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,200 Caused by the screen falling on him? 160 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,080 Certainly meant to appear that way. 161 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,560 Though the shape of the wound 162 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,920 isn't consistent with the framing. 163 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,880 Observe... the lack of bruising, 164 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,920 suggesting that he was already dead by the time it fell. 165 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,480 Then there's the grass-stained drag marks on his whites. 166 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,560 Implying the body was moved. 167 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,920 "Yell"? What does that mean? 168 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,200 I'm not sure. 169 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,800 Though I am certain of one thing. 170 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,000 Someone has used the alleged curse of scoring a Nelson 171 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,120 as a way to commit... 172 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,320 Murder? - I'm afraid so. 173 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,360 Which means we'll have to call off today's match. 174 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,360 You'll do no such thing. 175 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,240 But, sir, the entire club is now a crime scene. 176 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:59,080 Look, um, recently, there's been a few... irregularities. 177 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,640 A large... well, substantial amount of money stolen. 178 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,240 By whom? - Could be anyone, apparently. 179 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,640 But if we don't win this match and get that prize money, 180 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:14,480 then Valerie "No-Idea"... sorry, Vandemeer... will. 181 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,000 Of course. 182 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,160 This is her. - Sir? 183 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,840 Well, Humphrey was the only thing standing 184 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,480 in her way of getting this place. 185 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,800 Arrest her on sight. 186 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,320 Sir... 187 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,200 We'll allow the match to go on. 188 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,120 You just focus on that. 189 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,760 Yeah, I guess I'll just... 190 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,680 Not so fast. Our man on the inside, huh? 191 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,880 Fine. But we're relieving Button of her scoring duties. 192 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,280 Sir, we're still down a player. 193 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,200 Mrs. Clam, when you arrived this morning 194 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,080 did you notice anything suspicious? 195 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,840 There was that corpse beneath the screen thing. 196 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,520 No. We... We arrived. 197 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,160 We walked up to the gate. 198 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,440 Only, it was unlocked. 199 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,640 Humphrey had a key? 200 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,160 Not to my knowledge. 201 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,200 And I definitely locked everything up last night. 202 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,720 Which means whoever did this 203 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,480 must have had access to the club. 204 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,920 Mrs. Clam finally gave me a set. 205 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,040 Can practise when I want then. 206 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,960 Yesterday at the match, you and Humphrey had an altercation? 207 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,720 Yeah, because he got me out. 208 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,920 Couldn't stand the thought of anyone stealing his thunder. 209 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,720 I sometimes lock up after practice. 210 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,720 What was your relationship like? 211 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,680 Well, we weren't on each other's Christmas card lists. 212 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,880 He clearly felt he was above being coached. 213 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,440 That looks particularly vexatious. 214 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:51,080 The depth and colouration signifying an electric burn? 215 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:55,160 I tried to do some rewiring at home. 216 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:59,280 Ask Elsie if you don't believe me. 217 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,400 I'm the leaseholder. Of course I have a key. 218 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,080 And now a greater chance to do what you want with the place. 219 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,200 You said it had great potential? 220 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,520 That was me trying to get your boss to actually pay his rent. 221 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,400 I wouldn't know what to do with a place like this. 222 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,960 Are we done? - Just one more thing. 223 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,720 I'll compare their handwriting samples to the paper we found. 224 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,360 And I've also acquired Humphrey's 225 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,520 from his member registration form. 226 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,520 I still don't understand why he came back. 227 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,640 You know, when I took him home, he looked ready for bed. 228 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,560 Perhaps someone telephoned him last night, 229 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,840 asked to meet here. 230 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,440 We've searched the entire area. No sign of a murder weapon. 231 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,160 Good work, Button. Would you contact the GPO? 232 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,720 See if anyone dialled in 233 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,040 or out of Humphrey's house last night. 234 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,320 Sir, is that you? 235 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,400 Huh? 236 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,880 "Sam Gillespie... 237 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,080 Star player for the Steeple Hampton youth team." 238 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,760 A distant memory. - Is that a moustache? 239 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,920 Yes. 240 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,200 Call records, Button. 241 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,280 Sir. 242 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,360 Anything of interest? 243 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,200 Found this in Humphrey's bag. 244 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,920 I assume it was sent in that. 245 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,400 There's a sender's name and address. 246 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,480 There's a page missing. 247 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,000 Sir? 248 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,440 What are you... 249 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,880 Stepping up to the breach, Livingstone. 250 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,640 I'm a tad rusty, but I'll soon get into the swing of things. 251 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,520 Oops. 252 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,120 It appears Humphrey's wound contained traces 253 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,560 of willow and linseed oil. 254 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,480 Which indicates our murder weapon... 255 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:57,240 Was a cricket bat? - Affirmative. 256 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,960 And that piece of paper you found? 257 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,320 Doesn't match any of our handwriting samples. 258 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,720 Equally frustrating are the fibres on the back. 259 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,000 Completely transparent, 260 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,280 removing the possibility of a dye test. 261 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,760 What exactly could it mean... "yell"? 262 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,920 So, it turns out it was an old teammate 263 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,520 who sent Humphrey the magazine. 264 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,160 Apparently has a photo from when they were part of 265 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,640 the Oxfordshire Young Cricketers. 266 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,720 Really? 267 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,880 Must be this page torn out. 268 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,640 Annoyingly, it was his only copy. 269 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,320 Perhaps... Perhaps it's worth contacting The Bugle. 270 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,600 They might have an archive for this sort of thing. 271 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,800 I'm sure Norman would happily assist. 272 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,960 But, sir, I was hoping to catch the match. 273 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,040 Fine. 274 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,160 Anything else? - Well, let's see. 275 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,080 The rust on the gate's padlock 276 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,880 made it impossible to lift any prints. 277 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,920 But what I did find were traces of methylparaben, 278 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,720 propylparaben, and butylparaben. 279 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,000 Individually, just common parabens. 280 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,000 Yet, combined, they make the perfect formula 281 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,080 for hand cream. 282 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,680 About an hour after the game I came back, 283 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,720 with some property developers. 284 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,760 They think this is the perfect spot for a housing project. 285 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,280 So when you said you wouldn't know 286 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,720 what to do with the place... 287 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,800 We were shooting the breeze. A conversation. 288 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,520 Strange one to have, given Great Slaughter's lead. 289 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,920 Unless you knew their star man 290 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,440 wouldn't be around for much longer. 291 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,200 Look, I can't say 292 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,480 that I'll ever understand this insomnia cure you call cricket. 293 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,600 But what I do know is that it's just a game. 294 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,840 And games can change at any point. 295 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,120 So I was looking at my options. 296 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,760 Last I checked, that wasn't a crime. 297 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,840 Norman? 298 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,800 Peggy! 299 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,320 Hi. 300 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,960 I was literally just, um... 301 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,480 Do you want to... 302 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,760 Or you can stand. 303 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,920 Or you can... do whatever you like. 304 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,800 Thanks. 305 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,880 I need a favour. 306 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,840 Without wishing to sound intrusive, 307 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,400 was there a reason you gave up the gentlemen's game? 308 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,480 Couldn't find the time once I joined the force. 309 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:23,120 Also discovered other ways to occupy myself. 310 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,400 Excellent batting, Felix. - Thank you. 311 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,920 Victoria will undoubtedly be "bowled over" by your efforts. 312 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,400 Yeah. It's just a shame she's not here to see it. 313 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,520 There'll be other times, I'm sure. 314 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,800 Is Lindsay about? 315 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,640 Mrs. Clam said he went home with Elsie. 316 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,400 She was upset about Humphrey. Inordinately so. 317 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,640 Huh. 318 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:58,600 We were seeing each other. Couple of months now. 319 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,680 I loved him. - Did you know about this? 320 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,160 Last night. 321 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,200 Just before she announced she'd given up her place 322 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,360 at nursing college. 323 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,560 Because of Humphrey? 324 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,280 No. Because... - Of course it was. 325 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,120 Been filling her head with nonsense. 326 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,800 I should have realised what was going on 327 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,440 with all the new make-up, jewellery. 328 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,600 You can't have been best pleased. 329 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,440 Come on, Sam. 330 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,520 You can't honestly think that... 331 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:37,800 You know, last year, before we lost Suzanne, 332 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,080 I made her a promise. 333 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,000 That I'd always be around for Elsie... 334 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,000 our little girl... no matter what. 335 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,560 So to think I'd do anything that might put that at risk... 336 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,080 What about you, Elsie? 337 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,200 Living here you have access to your father's keys. 338 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,080 She was in all night. I can vouch for that. 339 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,920 Vice-versa if it puts your minds at ease. 340 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,240 Come on, please, let's just get back to the game. 341 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,280 Bowling! - Good shot. 342 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,000 Break. 343 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,880 Magnificent innings, Livingstone. 344 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,800 Thank you, sir. 345 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,880 Lunch is served! 346 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480 With me. 347 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,760 Thank you. 348 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,160 Ooh! I do love a good bin rummage. 349 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,640 Find anything interesting? 350 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,520 I think I just might have. 351 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,760 Bingo. 352 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,560 We have our murder weapon. 353 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,840 Both the willow and linseed oil match that on Humphrey's wound. 354 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,720 Well done, Felix. 355 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,880 But perhaps most significant, 356 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,120 uncovered beneath the fibreglass... 357 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,840 several hairs. 358 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,200 The colour and microscopic features 359 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,400 suggest they belong to... 360 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,000 Andy Fitch? 361 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,400 Well, how did you... 362 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,360 Turns out he'd invited two guests to the match. 363 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,400 A background check from Button 364 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,960 identifies them as professional cricket scouts. 365 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,840 I know how it looks, but... but I didn't kill him. 366 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,600 After I was run out I went home, left my bat here. 367 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,120 When I turned up this morning, it was gone. 368 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,200 Why didn't you report it missing? 369 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:10,800 I was worried how it might look, given that barney we had. 370 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,520 And the fact that he'd 371 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600 potentially sabotaged your career? 372 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,480 I just wanted a chance. 373 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,160 To show them my potential, escape a life in that quarry. 374 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,600 He must have spotted them, decided to get me out. 375 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,680 The kinda bloke he was. 376 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,520 Where is it? My bat. 377 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,640 It shattered on impact, I'm afraid. 378 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,720 Might not even matter. Those scouts ain't coming back. 379 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,480 Reckon I've blown any future I had in this game. 380 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,920 So have you been playing long? 381 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,840 Yeah, since I was a little kid, actually. 382 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,480 I have to say, your uniform looks... 383 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,600 All right, Peggy? 384 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,240 Yep. Just trying to have a conversation. 385 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,880 Sports editor has got the entire collection. 386 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,560 Part of their archives. 387 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,440 Thanks so much, Norm. 388 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,960 Actually, Peggy, I was wondering if, 389 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,320 if you're free later, 390 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,720 maybe you fancy a trip to the picture... 391 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800 and you're gone. 392 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,200 A few of my boys fell ill unexpectedly, 393 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,200 so we had to regroup. 394 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,880 These guys are from Australia and the West Indies. 395 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,160 Helping with a project I'm hoping to start. 396 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,040 And you expect me to swallow that codswallop? 397 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,080 I mean, you've clearly just gone and... 398 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,840 Found replacements for those unable to play? 399 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,520 A bit like you did this morning. 400 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,600 What? 401 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,960 Why would anyone tear this out? 402 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,960 Could do a background check on the players? 403 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,840 Might be a link to our suspects. 404 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,080 Good idea, Button. 405 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,200 Whoa! 406 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,680 No-ball! Bowler's foot was over the line! 407 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,400 Needs glasses, that one. 408 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,600 I've been thinking. 409 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,400 Even if there's something in this photo, 410 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,760 it's hardly a coincidence that Humphrey died at the same time 411 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,960 someone was stealing from the club. 412 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,080 Either way, the chances of them winning it back 413 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,160 are getting slimmer by the wicket. 414 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,400 For those of you tuning in, we bring you news 415 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,240 of Great Slaughter's emphatic defeat 416 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,840 at the hands of Stowington, 417 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,960 Who will now receive the much-coveted winner's cheque. 418 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,600 A cheque. 419 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,680 How was the money being stolen again? 420 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,720 It appears our thief 421 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800 was none other than Humphrey himself. 422 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,360 So maybe someone found out, decided to teach him a lesson. 423 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,480 Or perhaps they were an accomplice, 424 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,440 wanted it all for themselves. 425 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,160 Sir, I've just had a message from the GPO. 426 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,720 Someone did ring Humphrey's house last night. 427 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,120 Do you have a number? - Yes, sir. 428 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,040 Although it doesn't belong to a particular person. 429 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,160 So, once these are out... 430 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,600 Then Stowington are batting, 431 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,680 and we haven't given them much of a target. 432 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,640 Give me strength. Tom! The other way! 433 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,880 Did I hit it? 434 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,760 Great Slaughter all out for 210. 435 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,320 Very good. 436 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,520 I'm beginning to like this game. 437 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,120 Right, listen to me. 438 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,200 We are having an emergency practice session. 439 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,800 I'm sorry? 440 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,960 So you should be after that spineless performance. 441 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,040 Half of this lot couldn't bat an eyelid. 442 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,080 They did their best, Hector. - Their best? 443 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,880 Sorry, but aren't you the chap 444 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,520 that led entire squadrons into battle? 445 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,080 Or did you leave your fighting spirit up there? 446 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,560 Come on, lads. - What? 447 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,520 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 448 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,640 Come back here. Come here immediately! 449 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,240 Ple-e-e-ase? 450 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,760 None of the neighbours saw anyone use 451 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,840 the telephone last night. 452 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,520 Anything? - Aside from severe neck ache? 453 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,920 It seems the receiver's been handled too frequently 454 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,560 to find a clear print. 455 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,000 So that's it? 456 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,360 We've no way of knowing who called Humphrey. 457 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,960 What is it? 458 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,480 A flowerhead. 459 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,360 Evidently fallen from a piece of jewellery. 460 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,360 And I know exactly who it belongs to. 461 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,680 Given what we now know, might I assume 462 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,960 that bracelet was purchased using the club's finances, 463 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,480 along with the other items you've started wearing? 464 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,600 What happened last night? 465 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,920 We got back from the pub, Dad fuming. 466 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,160 I, went up to my room, 467 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,920 waited till he fell asleep. 468 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,880 Then I snuck out, called Humphrey. 469 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,640 We'd always meet at the club. 470 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,200 I told him Dad knew. 471 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,600 But I didn't care 472 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,720 because it meant no more hiding. 473 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,600 He seemed happy, told me I could stay at his. 474 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,160 And as we left I... 475 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,720 he said he'd forgotten something inside. 476 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,280 That's when I saw the office lights on. 477 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,080 What are you doing? - Hello, darling. 478 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,960 It's, a little gift for us. 479 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,640 Wait. You're not stealing from the club? 480 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,920 Well, there wouldn't be a club without me. 481 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,680 And if the star player can't treat himself... 482 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,760 Or you for that matter. 483 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,200 No. You can't do this. 484 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,520 Excuse me. 485 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,760 I can do whatever I like. 486 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,840 Dear. 487 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,240 Trust me, sweetheart. 488 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,320 There'll be bigger disappointments 489 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,000 than me in your life. 490 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:13,640 I saw who he really was for the first time. 491 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,120 And I just left. 492 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,960 Came back here. - Els? 493 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,720 Elsie was with Humphrey at the club last night. 494 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,440 But I didn't kill him, Dad. 495 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,480 And it wasn't because of him why I gave up my college place. 496 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,240 I do still want to be a nurse one day. 497 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,320 But before then 498 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,640 I'd actually like to travel a bit, see the world. 499 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,520 Losing Mum made me realise... 500 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,400 we're only here once. 501 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,040 You're right, love. We are. 502 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,920 You're still here, sir? 503 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,480 Over 150 years old, this place. 504 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,560 Survived two world wars. 505 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,040 I can't quite accept that it might all end... 506 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,680 ...and I couldn't stop it. 507 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,200 Sir... 508 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:27,120 As much as I admire everything you do... 509 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:32,000 you know, the cricket, the amateur dramatics, 510 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,360 the church bell ringing... 511 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,520 Morris dancing. 512 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,240 Yeah. That too... 513 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,720 There perhaps comes a point where you should ask for help. 514 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,720 And stop trying to do everything yourself. 515 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,000 When I joined this club, 516 00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:01,360 the first thing that the members reminded me of was its motto. 517 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,000 Unum quadrigis simul. 518 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,400 "One team together." 519 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,240 Maybe you should remember that as well. 520 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,600 Someone's eager. 521 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,960 Or a cynical evasion of Mrs. Clam's breakfast. 522 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,960 No, I just keep thinking about this paper. 523 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,240 Surely there's something we've missed? 524 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,040 Some clue as to our killer? 525 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,200 Given your discernible frustration, 526 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,280 said clue is yet to materialise? 527 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,600 Morning. 528 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,320 You're looking very bright, Button. 529 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,440 Thought I'd wear something nice for the last day of the match. 530 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,920 Well, yellow suits you. - Thank you. 531 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,760 Of course. Yellow. 532 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,640 The fibres on the back of this paper. 533 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,240 I didn't run any initial tests due to them being colourless, 534 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,680 when in fact 535 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,040 clothing can be a mixture of coloured fibres 536 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,720 and colourless ones which contain fluorescein, 537 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,440 the latter being invisible to the naked eye. 538 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,720 Yet... 539 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,800 Where is it? 540 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,120 When examined under UV... 541 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,080 Look at that. 542 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,920 We can determine which colour of clothing they belong to. 543 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,320 "Yell," short for "yellow." 544 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,960 So it's a label for someone's clothes? 545 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,280 Why would anyone label their clothes by colour? 546 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,520 If they were unable to tell the difference? 547 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,840 Colourblind, perhaps? 548 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,360 Yellow. Colourblind. 549 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,720 But that doesn't make any sense. 550 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,000 Anyway, sir, I followed up on some of the other players. 551 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,200 Not a single connection to any of our suspects. 552 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,440 Why would someone tear this page out? 553 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,640 Well, knock me for six. 554 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,840 Sam. 555 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,160 Can we have a word? 556 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,280 Sam. What are you... 557 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,720 Wait. You can't still think... 558 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,400 We discovered some yellow fibres 559 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,320 on some paper at the crime scene. 560 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,560 Ones reminiscent of the jumper that you wore 561 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,840 on the day of the murder. 562 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,440 Though it's the colourblind aspect 563 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,000 which was most perplexing. 564 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,080 What on earth are you... - The signs were there. 565 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,040 Namely your electrocution burn gained through rewiring, 566 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,080 implying a failure to differentiate 567 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,400 between red and green. 568 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,040 Yet, if you were colourblind, 569 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,200 you'd have been ineligible to join the RAF, 570 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,880 let alone become wing commander. 571 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,800 We found a copy of this in Humphrey's bag. 572 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,280 There was a photo missing, 573 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,160 which we thought might relate to his death. 574 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:06,200 Turns out it's what's on the other side that really mattered. 575 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,920 Lindsay Calder-Marshall. 576 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,640 Taking part in an RAF charity game. 577 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:14,440 Except that person isn't you. 578 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,600 During the war, 579 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,880 we were stationed on the same base in Italy. 580 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,440 Him in the RAF, me in the Army. 581 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,760 You being? 582 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,840 Scott Ellis. 583 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,320 Private Scott Ellis. 584 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,360 What? 585 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,800 Els. 586 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,920 What are you talking about, Dad? 587 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,440 Sweetheart, listen. I came from the slums. 588 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,400 A world you can't even imagine. 589 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,520 If you'd found a way to escape... 590 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,400 Escape? What are you saying? 591 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,880 The war was ending. 592 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,040 But we still had to fight. 593 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,880 Them in the air, us on the ground. 594 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,800 And during that last offensive, 595 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,760 I found him, 596 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,880 his plane shot down, his body just... 597 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,360 Well, this was my chance. 598 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,040 And nobody realised? 599 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,200 Barely anyone survived that last day. 600 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:20,520 And he was a bachelor. No real family. 601 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,760 Not long after, I was demobbed, so I returned to Britain, 602 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,920 moved as far away from home as I could 603 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,880 to a place called Great Slaughter 604 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,560 and built the most amazing life for myself. 605 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,880 Did she know? Mum? 606 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,720 I told her before we got married. 607 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,840 She helped me keep it a secret. 608 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,880 She labelled your clothing. 609 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,160 Hence no handwriting match. 610 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,520 So what happened with Humphrey? 611 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,960 After I went to bed last night, I couldn't sleep. 612 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,120 Then I heard Elsie sneak out. I saw my keys were missing. 613 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,760 So I decided to come up here and have it out with them both. 614 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,880 But by the time I arrived, she'd gone. 615 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,240 You're disgusting. 616 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,800 Chasing girls half your age? 617 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,000 You don't get to lecture me. 618 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,560 The man whose entire life has been one big lie. 619 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,520 Came in the post today. 620 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,480 I couldn't believe it when I was flicking through. 621 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,280 You can't tell anyone. 622 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,840 I'm going to tell everyone. 623 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,320 When they all know the truth, 624 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,240 I'll get little Elsie all to myself. 625 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,360 Hey! 626 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,320 You're pathetic. 627 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,720 I couldn't let him leave. 628 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:14,000 And then I realised I could make it look like an accident. 629 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,000 The curse of the Nelson. 630 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,520 We're all waiting. 631 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,560 Get away from me. You're a liar. 632 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,800 No, you're right. I was never Lindsay. 633 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,840 I was never an RAF wing commander. 634 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,320 But the one thing I always was is your father 635 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,160 and your mum's husband. 636 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:36,040 Those things were entirely me and always will be. 637 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,800 Now, I appreciate that a lot's happened recently. 638 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:58,600 Captain murdered, coach stealing the identity of a war hero. 639 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:03,320 I also appreciate that I haven't helped things. 640 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,600 The truth is I've... 641 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,640 I've discovered that the club is facing 642 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,520 severe financial difficulties, 643 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,840 and if we lose today's match we will cease to exist. 644 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:20,360 Now I-I realise that I should have told you all sooner. 645 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,600 I also realise that I need to stop trying 646 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,720 to do everything myself, 647 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,800 whether it's my work or other commitments, 648 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,280 theatricals, bell ringing. 649 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,360 My flower arrangements. 650 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:41,360 Which is why I am taking a step back from the team. 651 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,800 Luckily I've found a chap 652 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,920 who's actually played on a winning cricketing team! 653 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,080 Not a word, Sister. 654 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,720 Let's hope you're on form today. 655 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800 Because of the club and yourself. 656 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,520 I called them yesterday. I explained everything. 657 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,600 And they're excited to see you play. 658 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,760 Thank you. 659 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:10,160 So, if this does turn out to be our final game, 660 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,520 just get out there... 661 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,880 and ruddy well make Great Slaughter proud! 662 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,120 That's it. 663 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,320 So, gather it into your chest, make sure you don't drop it. 664 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,160 These two look pretty handy, so we'll do two on the boundary. 665 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,680 Who's feeling brave? 666 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,000 Okay, perfect. 667 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,680 We're gonna start with one of you two. 668 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,960 Felix, you bowl first. There you go. 669 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040 Come on, boys. 670 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,120 Yes! 671 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800 Yeah! 672 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,080 Catch it! - Yes! 673 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,440 Ball in! 674 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,520 Yes! 675 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,760 Now, come on! Come on now, move down! 676 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,400 Move! Move your little feet! 677 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,680 That's it! Move, move, move! Come on! 678 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,840 Catch it! 679 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280 Very good. 680 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,200 Um, excuse me. 681 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,960 Dotty! 682 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,400 Wait! 683 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,440 Excuse me. 684 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,800 You realise what this means, don't you? 685 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,320 Bowl one more player out and we win the match. 686 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:32,160 But regardless, you've done me and the club proud. 687 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,640 Unum quadrigis simul. 688 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,920 Thank you, sir. 689 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,720 Catch it! 690 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,080 Yes! 691 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,280 Go on, lad! Good man. 692 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,800 Excited to move forward with you. 693 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,680 Our pleasure. - Thank you. 694 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,840 Marvellous. Thank you very much. 695 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,640 And some silver. 696 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,720 Thank you. 697 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,880 Perhaps as a consolation prize, 698 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,320 I could offer you some tickets 699 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,320 to our next appalling amateur dramatics show. 700 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,480 I'll be giving my Bottom in "Midsummer Night's Dream." 701 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,360 Just pay your rent on time. 702 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,240 Actually, the consolation will be us 703 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,200 winning back that trophy next year. 704 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,600 These past few days. 705 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,520 Something kinda special about that leather on willow. 706 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,240 Though I'll now be building the strongest team possible. 707 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,720 Well, as the saying goes, 708 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,040 the bigger they are, the harder they fall. 709 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,280 Fighting talk, Lowsley. We'll see. 710 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,600 Sir. 711 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,160 Come here, Gillespie! 712 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,920 No, sir... - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 713 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,720 You're one of the team now. 714 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,520 You can't escape. 715 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,640 If everyone could sort of move in. 716 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,360 After me. Three, two, one. 717 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,440 Great Slaughter!